Guest miked9372 Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com, did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg.Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com.She said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far from town to town with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, Dear?"And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. The drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever moving from his tent. But this success did arouse envy.A man named Maccabia did secret himself inside Abraham's drum and was accused of insider trading. And the young man did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Siderites, or NERDS for short.And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums, that no one noticed that the real riches were going to the drum maker, one Brother William of Gates, who bought up every drum company in the land. And indeed did insist on making drums that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or as it came to be known "eBay" he said, "we need a name that reflects what we are," and Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators.""YAHOO", said Abraham. And that is how it all began, It wasn't Al Gore after all.Reply With Quote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennie900 Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 LOL that's good nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest miked9372 Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 lol this was random Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest matt31896 Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Copy that 3-adam-75, 3-adam-23, Engine 2 out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ami89E1234 Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 lol the internet = invented by some nerds at some nerdy lab in Europe called CERN. nerds need to get a life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo_Operator Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 It wasn't Al Gore after all.Al Gore created the Internets, everyone knows that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick the greek Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Al Gore created the Internets, everyone knows that. I thought it was Chuck Norris who created the internet. After he made Earth and God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taylor Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Al Gore created the Internets, everyone knows that. Only thing he created was more greenhouse gasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick the greek Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Only thing he created was more greenhouse gasses.The most idiot idea in the world was the Live Earth. They used tons of power while they were trying to make people stop using lot of power. Idiots... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taylor Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 The most idiot idea in the world was the Live Earth. They used tons of power while they were trying to make people stop using lot of power. Idiots...LOL I know right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest miked9372 Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Wizard Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Emergency Planet forums has an estimated worth of $6,136.38.(My randomness 2 bits) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newfoundking Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Hi, I'd like to let you know, since I was hired on that has quadrupled... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest miked9372 Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 wow its worth that much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
