Now that hurts. It really hurts... Now where was I? Oh yeah. Stupid people. Well, I would tell you some of my old stories but they're more illegal and ridden with profanity, so, let me think for a second... So I'm over by Cabrini-Green (Chicago Housing Projects) and I'm with my buddy when this ghetto comes up on this bike. So he's yelling at Rick (My buddy) to throw down the fork, so my buddy, being the awesome guy he is, throws this plastic fork he was eating with out the window onto the floor. Then the ghetto gets mad. He starts yelling and then he goes to pull a gun, he's this mad. So I peel out at the light and I guess everyone must have heard us because as soon as we peeled out every ghetto on this block starts throwing bottles and bricks and anything at my car. Then this little AMC Gremlin packed with about 10 ghettos pulls behind us and starts following us down the block, so we get to this light and I say screw this, so I whip my car into reverse and slam into this guy's car, then I drive away and this little gremlin is smoking with break fluid everywhere. Man I had some fun back then... To think I'm a cop now... The moral of the story is that everybody is stupid in some way or another I guess.