Here are some French Jokes XD ( U.S.A! ) (1.) Q: Why do the French like smelly cheeses? A: Well, in a room full of French people, you can't really smell the cheese. (2.)Q. What's the difference between a Frenchman and a catfish? A. One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish. (3.)Q. What did France used to be called? A. Germany, and then we saved them.