BrandonAshton
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Home sweet home.. then again i feel like I was just at home an hour ago too.. I guess you can have more then one. right?
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Just got off work. Got all isles done plus expired tags. Nicole is going to be a happy woman lol
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Kinda happy the "planking" fad is dying down. It's so damn stupid, because the only reason ANYONE does it is because they saw someone else doing it. Meaning you're just a poser for attempting it. Think about it.
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I got lightning in my veins, and thunder in my chestAll tangled up with you and trying to catch my breathI’ve been chasing that sensation halfway ‘round the worldAnd looking back, on what we hadWell, I’ve done it all, I’ve seen it all, but I can’t find a feeling like that
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Did you know....A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The ca...
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Ah.... I see whats going on, at first youre blinded, then you give yourself a good ol facepalm and realize everything you once believed in was one big fat lie..
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On September 30th, 2011 Facebook will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table and do the Macarena, all the while singing ”I Will Survive”. After filming and posting it to your Facebook wall and YouTube, then, and only then, will Mark Zuckerberg come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be true because someone on Facebook I hardly know told me
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Are you kidding me? I'd kill you for a Klondike Bar.
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My baby is at workkkkk and I really wish I could talk to herr. I'm so crazy when she's awayyy. Guess the NCIS cyber crimes Marathon will have yo entertain me
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Don't bite off more then you can chew, there's things down here the devil himself wouldn't do.