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  1. Ray the Wise

    "Burrito" is Mexican for "chronic stomach pain".

  2. Ray the Wise

    Found my Halloween costume. Hint: It's Nancy Pelosi.

    1. b2bomber

      b2bomber

      Do you have a lot of pent up humor inside you?

  3. Ray the Wise

    Hello randomperson,

    We're now forum buddies, whatever that's supposed to mean. Drop my name at your next party and mention that we're friends, see where that gets you. ;)

    Laters,

    -Ray, your forum buddy.

  4. Ray the Wise
    Please don't mention barley. Please. I must be intolerant or something, every time I eat something with barley in it, I get a very bad case of the sh... the runs. I mean, it's a good thing I've got that thing at home that the French call a bidet (but which I prefer to call a crotch rinser) because it's brutal when it happens. -Ray
  5. Ray the Wise

    Did I mention I was drunk? Oh, right, I did...

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    2. EmC-Unit

      EmC-Unit

      The room full of people who care > http://www.chaobell.net/newgallery/d/1633-2/2dui42b.jpg

    3. Grim_Wizard

      Grim_Wizard

      Old. Lol, someone needs to get the F*** hammer out.

    4. Ray the Wise

      Ray the Wise

      Funk Hammer? I'll pass, thank you. I don't miss the 70s, not one bit. Speaking of hammer, it reminds me that MC Hammer was my neighbor at some point. I'm glad I moved out of that neighborhood, he was a noisy fella.

      -Ray.

  6. Ray the Wise

    Drunk again! Take that, teetotalers!

  7. Ray the Wise

    And there I was thinking the answering machine would take care of screening my calls. Geez!

    1. Ray the Wise

      Ray the Wise

      Anyone knows a good way to get a direct line to the president of Panasonic? I've been trying to use my actor credentials - to no avail. This guy's answering machine works fine - unlike mine.

  8. Ray the Wise
    As Wikipedia would say, [citation needed]. -Ray.
  9. Ray the Wise

    Someone broke into my toolshed again and stole my hoe. Sometimes I wonder...

    1. Ray the Wise

      Ray the Wise

      It's the fifth time this happens since July. And they always go for the hoe - only the hoe!

    2. Ray the Wise

      Ray the Wise

      Imagine my embarrassment when I walked into the hardware store and heard myself saying out loud to the clerk "Somebody's been stealing my hoes!".

  10. Ray the Wise
    Unbeknownst to you, you were actually playing Sid Meier's Civilization III - Conquests. Hope that helped. -Ray
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