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FOREST police are investigating several reports of a man dressed in a bright blue skin-tight rubber suit ‘acting suspiciously’ in Longhope and May Hill. People reported sightings of the man, whose face was also painted blue, twice during Saturday June 2 and once on Sunday May 20. Police say they are concerned that he may have been following women in the area and are keen to speak to him to establish his motives. One witness said he looked “like a Smurf” and apparently he was seen waving at...

Considering the French ref I think we did good. Well done England

Did anyone else just hear the commentator say forest of dean

Police have found the van which was in collision with a young boy in Ruardean this afternoon (Thursday May 31). Officers put out an urgent appeal to trace the vehicle after the incident at Crooked End at around 3.30pm. A three-year-old boy was in collision with the van, his condition is not as serious as first thought and he has been taken by ambulance to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital as a precaution. The van has now been found in the local area and the driver, a man in his fifti...

Two shirts a hoodie a body-warmer two pairs of trousers and two pairs of socks. Wyedean rally here I come

So Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl to tourists. They say its just like Disneyland, except the 6 foot mouse is real.

merry xmas new netbook

I phoned my work this morning and said, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough."He said, "You have a wee cough?"I said, "Really? Cheers boss, see you next week!"

What did one blackberry user say to the other NOTHING

Is it just me or has the sky gone all rusty orange

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Funneyest Movie ever: attack the block you've seen battle-L.A but have you seen battle-a-small-block of-flats in-London?

Is messin about with his ipolice app on his bike in pitch blac