Lol Hot Fuzz, ya gotta love it. You have ingrown toenails, Hunter? Or wtf... I have one on my left big toe until a couple months ago, when I had it cut out and the nail's corner root burned out with acid Worst things I've been in: - Broke my arm through a window when I was 3, slicing my right arm open vertically along the veins. - Tripped, fell and landed on my left elbow. Bruised my elbow bone so I had to wear a cast and sling for a couple weeks so it was annoying but I couldn't use that arm at all even without the cast. - NUMEROUS falls i.e. sliding over the banister over our stairs, falling 10 feet and smashing my backbone against the edge of a step; one time was walking down 15 foot high concrete steps, tripped near the top, fell, flew in the air and did a backflip then landed on my forehead on the pavement (literally, my forehead smashed into the sidewalk first). Got really lucky and only got a big scratch on my head though. Must be hard...